Be on the lookout for Serta Sheep Number One. American Mattress in Rochester, MN, reportedly lost its Serta Mattress Sheep Number One last night in a daring nightime raid. The 14-foot inflatable sheep went missing, leaving puzzled employees wondering what someone would do with said sheep. I don't even want to go there. The rustlers left a note that read "For the sheep, bring peace."
When asked if they would prosecute the rustlers if the sheep was returned unharmed, the spokesperson replied "Naaaaaaaaah."
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