Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Serta sheep 86ed

Be on the lookout for Serta Sheep Number One. American Mattress in Rochester, MN, reportedly lost its Serta Mattress Sheep Number One last night in a daring nightime raid. The 14-foot inflatable sheep went missing, leaving puzzled employees wondering what someone would do with said sheep. I don't even want to go there. The rustlers left a note that read "For the sheep, bring peace."

When asked if they would prosecute the rustlers if the sheep was returned unharmed, the spokesperson replied "Naaaaaaaaah."

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