This went on for years. The drunk would come in and ask for three shots before he got down to his serious drinking. One day, he came in and asked the bartender for just two shots.
"What happened?" the bartender gasped. "Did something happen to one of your brothers?"
"Oh, no," the drunk assured him. "I quit drinking."
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Until tomorrow, have a great night.
2 comments:
Hey! Me too!
*snicker* :D
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