A new AA joke

A drunk went into a bar for the first time and ordered three shots of whiskey. Each day thereafter, he'd come in and order three shots and drink them down. One day, the bartender asked him why he ordered the three shots. "It's for my two brothers in Ireland," he said. "When I drink the shots, it's like having them here with me."

This went on for years. The drunk would come in and ask for three shots before he got down to his serious drinking. One day, he came in and asked the bartender for just two shots.

"What happened?" the bartender gasped. "Did something happen to one of your brothers?"

"Oh, no," the drunk assured him. "I quit drinking."

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Until tomorrow, have a great night.